Rambling Insanities of a Bear’s mind

Tis fast approaching that DAY again… *sigh* The 14th Day of the Second Month, The Day of LURVE, COMMITMENT and LOADS OF MONEY SPENT ON FWOWERS and SHOKOLAT and *wait for the drum roll* SET DINNERS!!! You all know what day this is, the DAY dedicated to a MONK no less. Or was it a Saint, whatever the backstory is, it now just plainly reads: COMMERCIALISM. Which in my opinion means, over inflated prices for a dozen stalk bouquet of roses wrapped up nicely. Now… *segue to MasterCard commercial"

Roses: 150 bucks for a bouquet of a dozen

Chocolates: 150 bucks for a box of a dozen

Dinner: 300 bucks for a set dinner for two complete with romantic candlelight

Your face at the end of the night when you realize you spent all that money and she doesn’t even give you a good night kiss:
PRICELESS…

There are some things in the world money can’t buy, for the first 3 categories, theres MasterCard

(PS: I never said it would be a real MasterCard commercial now, did I? :p This is MY version of it)

My opinion? Don’t just celebrate it one day out of every year, celebrate it everyday or no day at all. That is if you’re taken… If not, be like a certain smelly two-headed friend of mine, whip out your lil black book and make her pay your way. And if all else fails, theres MasterCard Or just go out and buy a PS3 :p

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