Rambling Insanities of a Bear’s mind

Unhygienix

Can’t believe some people can be so dirty. And I don’t mean Xtina Aguilera ‘Duuurty’ but FILTHY dirty. And yes, most of these people are reputedly supposed to be ‘clean’ people. You may clean and bathe before you commune with your deity, but is that supposed to mean you can slack off any other time? There is a reason we use a communal restroom, its because we’re all sharing the same one on the same floor you dirty people. You walk in, stand there. shoot the damn wall, zip up and walk off??? Whats up with that? Ever heard of wiping off, flushing maybe? Heaven forbid you take two extra damn steps to the fragging SINK and WASH YOUR HANDS… WITH SOAP!!! And whoever said that the females of the species are cleaner obviously
did not get a peek into the other gender’s toilet, when they had to fix some stuff AND waterproof it. And my colleagues also admit that these other people who share the toilet are FIL-THY!!! I seriously doubt they dirty the toilets in their own fragging homes like that do they? Course not, they don’t have a janitorial staff to clean up after their damn messes…

Grow up people, never been toilet trained ah? Don’t know how to be considerate to your fellow toilet users? Don’t piss all over the damn place because we don’t want to stand in your piddles, and we sure as hell don’t want to shake hands with you after you’re done til you bloody wash em too! But hey, its a PUBLIC place right? There are people to clean up after us right? Bloody right you are and please don’t bitch when they up and quit on you for being so filthy that even THEY can’t take it. Oh and ladies… we don’t need to see your uhm… ‘dirty towels’ strewn all over the floor of the toilet and on the walkway TO the toilets yeah? Animals are Unclean? Well heres a newflash, you’re an animal then because hell, you sure can’t be Human since Human’s (who have been toilet trained, that is) know how to flush and wash and dispose of waste in the proper receptacles.

Welcome to another Episode of Tarvel Argent Beer! *ahem* *thwap* Traaavel Aaagent Bear!

So… yet another busy day in the life of your friendly *snort* Tarvel Argent Beer! *canned applause* I’ve had a lot of doozie phone calls but this one really took the cake. This here lady called up and asked about a ‘tawar package’ and quite obviously those who do speak or understand Bahasa Malaysia are laughing their asses off while trying to not fall off the chairs. After much finagling and mangling of the words, we finally managed to figure out she wanted information on the TOUR packages being currently advertised in the papers and that she was from Myanmar (formerly known as Burma, which is somewhat northwest of Thailand which is well… North of where Malaysia is… So, to cut a long story short, she’s in Malaysia on a ‘Social Visit Pass’ (which I think is  wanted a trip to London, England and I can’t give it to her without her going to the Embassy of Myanmar and checking with them first about a visa to the UK.

But wait… theres…. MORE!!!

Time Travel
Pax called up, asking for ticket to go in November and come back in September. Asked if 1-year ticket, pax said no, 1-MONTH. *TAB thinks that time travel is still theoretical and doubts that its feasible or ever will be*

Idiot Pax
Fielded a call from an irate passenger. Dig through the confusion, pax didn’t want to pay the airport taxes (these are collected by the airline, you wanna bitch about it, blame the current Bushy US Prez among other people), expects us (the travel agency) to field the taxes… Riiiiight… Kiss it. fool. Keeps calling and bitching that he can’t afford the price, (then stop calling and bitching, we’re not backing down on this). Calls up identifying self by last name only (like you’re the only one with that last name in our list, doofus… Last I checked we had 28 people with that name in our booking list, which one are you? Oh wait, you didn’t want to pay, guess you’re not ON the list then)

Idiot Pax (follow up)
Dumbass Passenger (DP) called up again, asking for ‘Tuna’ (btw, my colleague’s name is DANA, I seriously doubt she’s a fish or even part fish, last I checked she had two legs and feet and not a fishtail) then another one calls up totally changing her first name AND last name. Some idiots…

And now, TAB apologizes for the late posts as nothing has been happening except a lot of work-related stress due to MATTA Fair coming on Sep 7-9 in PWTC. (Come check us out at Hall 2, Booth numbers 2048-2051) *sings Welcome to Kenya* (darn you, SIL!!!:)

*cues theme to Travel Aaaagent Bear!!!*

I’ma outta here!