Can you smell what this rant is saying?
Unhygienix
Can’t believe some people can be so dirty. And I don’t mean Xtina Aguilera ‘Duuurty’ but FILTHY dirty. And yes, most of these people are reputedly supposed to be ‘clean’ people. You may clean and bathe before you commune with your deity, but is that supposed to mean you can slack off any other time? There is a reason we use a communal restroom, its because we’re all sharing the same one on the same floor you dirty people. You walk in, stand there. shoot the damn wall, zip up and walk off??? Whats up with that? Ever heard of wiping off, flushing maybe? Heaven forbid you take two extra damn steps to the fragging SINK and WASH YOUR HANDS… WITH SOAP!!! And whoever said that the females of the species are cleaner obviously
did not get a peek into the other gender’s toilet, when they had to fix some stuff AND waterproof it. And my colleagues also admit that these other people who share the toilet are FIL-THY!!! I seriously doubt they dirty the toilets in their own fragging homes like that do they? Course not, they don’t have a janitorial staff to clean up after their damn messes…
Grow up people, never been toilet trained ah? Don’t know how to be considerate to your fellow toilet users? Don’t piss all over the damn place because we don’t want to stand in your piddles, and we sure as hell don’t want to shake hands with you after you’re done til you bloody wash em too! But hey, its a PUBLIC place right? There are people to clean up after us right? Bloody right you are and please don’t bitch when they up and quit on you for being so filthy that even THEY can’t take it. Oh and ladies… we don’t need to see your uhm… ‘dirty towels’ strewn all over the floor of the toilet and on the walkway TO the toilets yeah? Animals are Unclean? Well heres a newflash, you’re an animal then because hell, you sure can’t be Human since Human’s (who have been toilet trained, that is) know how to flush and wash and dispose of waste in the proper receptacles.
